Friday, September 18, 2009

More than just a Woof

The world is full of theories, rumors, hearsay and first-person accounts of making contact with space aliens. But few of them hold water, so I decided to come up with a theory of my own. In my theory, the aliens are already here, living among us and, sometimes, with us. Some have been here much longer than we have.

Now you may be asking what those aliens look like. All you have to do is look at all the wonderful animals around you. Those are the aliens, but it is hard to imagine them as such since they have been here so much longer than us and they are such a normal part of our everyday life. And that is exactly their plan.

If you find this theory a bit goofy, then just watch a hummingbird the next time it shows up in your yard. Note how its flying ability is virtually inexplicable, yet it does it so perfectly, stopping, starting, zooming, and keeping a close eye on you the entire time. It probably understands you much better than you it.

If that is not enough proof for you, then take a minute to think about your house pets, your cat, your dog. Have you noticed how perfectly these creatures mold themselves around your life, making you feel needed and loved when no one else seems to. And these animals understand you so well, at times seeming to read your mind and also to control you.

So the next time you find yourself getting annoyed by something in life, remember who’s here on earth with you. Take a second to think about exactly what that animal is and how it gives you so much. A space alien can be a very wonderful thing, sleeping there next to you.

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