With Halloween just around the corner, it's time for all our political leaders in Washington D.C. to start getting their costumes ready. To help them along, here are a few suggestions from me for what would be just the right costume for each of them:
Dick Cheney -> Marilyn Manson
Barack Obama -> Rush Limbaugh
Nancy Pelosi -> The Wicked Witch of the West
Laura Bush -> Missy Elliot
George Bush -> Michelle Obama
John McCain -> Al Sharpton
Cindy McCain -> A Six-Pack of Budweiser
Michelle Obama -> Pink
Lynn Cheney -> Bloody Mary
Larry Craig -> Hansel AND Gretel
Joe Biden -> A Tank of Hot Helium
Sarah Palin -> Big Mama
Donald Rumsfeld -> Napoleon in Exile
Hillary Clinton -> Oprah
Bill Clinton -> Tom Cruise Jumping on a Couch
John Edwards -> Bill Clinton
Elizabeth Edwards -> Hillary Clinton
Condoleeza Rice -> The View
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