Wacky Webster

Here are a few terms and definitions not found in Webster's:

dude – a dud that stole an "e"

boredom – an electric drill with dead batteries

19 – 84's scandalously young spouse

SoHo – a New York lady of the streets who does needlework in her spare time

SoBe – a Miami hymenopteran whose sewing needles leave a nasty sting

logjam – marmalade with a distinctly woody aftertaste

Californigator – a Floridian trapped in Los Angeles

forever – twice as long as twoever