puman: cross between a large cat and a homo sapiens
Windoes®: pack of female deer that hit the Microsoft jackpot
jailouts: automobile executives who failed to convince Congress to rescue them
molar bear: a grizzly toothache
sirmometer: instrument that determines whether a fellow merits a noble title
pudgets: middle-age accountants who never set foot in a gym
panholes: asphalt blemishes best filled with fried eggs
emmagration: a 1918 influx of winsome lasses from Great Britain
exformation: stuff you used to know but have now completely forgotten
Wattch: timepiece powerful enough to run your Blackberry for months
Lithiumuania: former East Bloc country where no one ever gets depressed
hendoo: hairstyle popular among Mumbai chickens
goobernatorial campayne: bubbly beverage consumed by peanuts running for public office
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